nowhiteflags:

dickmark:

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NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

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Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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deerhoof:

sitting at a table by myself when all of i sudden i take off my sweater and two boys move over beside me and ask if i need help with my homework and i said “no i’m a teacher here” they believed me and said they’ll try and take my class next semester, bye

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

snapchatting:

*promotes my blog at ur funeral*

mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

majesty:


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I think it’s fun to know the person little by little through looking at their personality. - Haruhi Fujioka, Ouran High School Host Club
Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

toddkraine:

going back to school
130186:

Dolce & Gabbana S/S 2009